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Sunday, 08 November 2009

  • Japan Trip

    As of now, it's looking like the trip to Japan next week might not happen.  Sensei is sick with a bad ear/throat infection, and if he's not 100% ready to rock by the end of the week, he can't fly.  Then again, I've been waiting for half a year for an itinerary for this trip, but I still have nothing.  No schedules, no plane/train/travel information, nothing.  I'm usually all for wingin' it when it comes to travel plans, but when I'm crossing the Pacific Ocean and ending up in nation with a different language and culture, I'd kind of like to know a few details.

    Then again, I shouldn't be so hard on Sensei.  He's had enough to worry about lately, and besides, he's in the hospital on bed rest.  Getting upset with him for being sick just isn't right.  Everyone gets sick, even samurai.

    If I don't get to go this year, I might just take two weeks off and stick around town.  I have plenty of chores and projects to keep me busy, so this might be a good time to get 'em finished.  I might even get to read a few good books.

Friday, 06 November 2009

  • 88 Temple Pilgrimage

    From November 17 to December 1, I'll be in Japan training in traditional taijutsu and kenjutsu.  More specifically, I'll be in Noda, in the Chiba prefecture.  From my experience in Lubbock the other week, this is going to hurt.  A lot.

    I should be okay, though.  I've gone through worse.

    I've also been thinking about trying the 88 Temple Pilgrimage.  Sounds pretty intense.  It would definitely eat up my vacation and then some, but you don't exactly get this kind of opportunity every day.  Part of me thinks I need to take up a journey like that.

Thursday, 15 October 2009

  • Hey, Paisanos!

    If you didn't already know, Lou Albano died earlier today.  Most people knew him for his association with professional wrestling, but a few of us nerds who grew up in the late 80s and early 90s knew him for his other persona - Super Mario.

    The Cap'n starred as Mario in The Super Mario Brothers Super Show.  When I was just barely old enough to pick up an NES controller, this guy was my hero.  I know that sounds strange.  Most little kids looked up to people like Michael Jordon or Emmitt Smith or [insert professional athlete here], but my favorite hero was a moustached Italian plumber from Brooklyn and his wisecracking taller brother. 

    Mario's world made little sense, but that didn't matter to me.  As a little kid, I guess I saw more meaning in wanting to save a princess than wearing itchy tight pants and wrestling over oblong leather balls.  Mario had a job to do, and I was there to make that happen.  I can still remember the first time I ever beat Bowser on the first Super Mario Brothers game.  When you're five, that's a big deal.  Even though it was only a game, beating the final bad guy meant something to me.  It wasn't victory for victory's sake with Mario games, oh no.  It was an achievement.

    Rest in peace, Lou.



Thursday, 01 October 2009

  • Knife Fight

    Sometimes during self defense class, we'll switch from the usual engagement drill punching/kicking/kneeing/locking hand-to-hand stuff to weapons training.  Usually, this means one of two things:  knife drills or gun drills.  The gun drills are pretty simple (at least, in the nice little safe setting of the dojo), but the knife drills are a little trickier.  It's not so much that they're harder, it's just that they hurt more.

    There are two kinds of training knives we use in our drills.  The kind I've been using lately is very similar to my normal pocketknife, a Jaguar folding knife (note - not the world's greatest knife, but I found it in a movie theater, so I can't complain).  The trainer has a blunt edge that can't be sharpened.  The other kind of knife is kind of like a rubber KA-BAR.  The blade on that thing comes to a finer edge, but it's made of rubber.

    Despite the material of construction, those rubber KA-BARs leave welts like no one's business.  My arm is covered in thin, painful red streaks.  During practice, you make contact and move the knife in a slicing motion across the arm, simulating what you'd really do if you were in a knife fight.  After a while, dragging a rubber knife across your skin starts to leave some marks.

    You might be thinking "What a wimp!  Suck it up and be a man!"  Well, you'd have a point.  It's a self defense class, and whining about getting beat up a little is the sort of thing that wusses and lower wimps do.  Here's where the wimp factor goes away completely.  Once I got home, I looked at the broken skin and the big red welts everywhere and decided that I needed to clean up.  I got out a washrag and cleaned my arm under the faucet with cold water.  Then I got out the 90% isopropyl alcohol.  I poured enough to dampen the washrag, and then...

    I compressed the rag on my arm.  It stung like a sumbitch.

    But you know what?  I could've sat around gingerly washing my wounded arm, wincing every time the lightest little thing touched it, but I didn't.  I bet that's how Teddy Roosevelt would've cleaned up after a knife fight - pour whiskey on it and take a swig.  Due to metabolic circumstances beyond my control, drinking isopropyl alcohol is out of the question, however.  But hey, mine was stronger, which counts for something, right?

Tuesday, 29 September 2009

  • Dumbest Thing I've Heard in a While

    A few weeks ago, my girlfriend and I went to the movies to see 9.  All in all, not a bad little movie.  The story happened kind of fast, but hey, there was a lot to say and do and not a lot of time to cover it.

    Before we entered the theater, the movie next to us had just ended and people started walking out.  There were a few kids chattering away, a handful of parents trying to round them up, some teenage hipster kids walking around awkwardly in tight-fitting pants, and finally, a man and a woman who appeared to be in their late 50s.  As these two walked out of the theater, I overheard the woman say to the man, "Well, I'm not too sure.  It was all just so unbelievable!  I don't know how I felt about that."

    The movie was Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs.



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